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Finger cramp! Oh, God!
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Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle.
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And at my command, you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot heel.
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She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree.
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Just putting a few things in the trunk.
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So basically you’re saying you don’t want to cheat on yourself.
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I don’t cheat, right? That’s not me. I’m not Joey!
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I don’t think Penny would cheat on Leonard.
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I can’t believe my mom would cheat.
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Find an ending. But don’t cheat.
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Don’t do it, Dad. Don’t cheat.
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Cheat, lie, I don’t care.
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Just don’t cheat this time.
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Sophie, come sit on Daddy’s lap.
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Just sit on Santa’s lap.
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A nice, sexy lap dance.
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Ooh! Mommy’s little baby is getting big and chubby.
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Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.
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… I’ll break your chubby little legs.
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Lance is a skinny guy with glasses and red hair.
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He was tall, broad shoulders, and thin, really thin, like bony.
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Public bathrooms freak me out. I can’t even pee, let alone do anything else.
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Draw all the way back now to your cheek. That’s right.
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Don’t you worry your chubby little face about that.
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That’s a pretty big butt.
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Filthy toilet! You’re dead, Fluff Butt.
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Apparently you were a little mean to him in high school.
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-but showing up uninvited to a wedding. -Fiona!
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I put one red thing in a load of whites and now everything’s pink.
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Mom needs help!
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Watch your step, please.
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He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger.
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